Monthly Archives: January 2017

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I’m going to level with you; as the title of this article suggests, I’m not American, I am in fact an Aussie, and as a gesture of goodwill before I bestow upon you my interpretation of modern America, I would like to gift you Nicole Kidman, Hugh Jackman and Paul Hogan. I’d gift you Russell Crowe and Mel Gibson, but I fear it would incite violence on a scale not seen since…well…Mel Gibson’s spousal abuse and Russell Crowe’s phone-throwing incident. On behalf of my fellow country-people, I offer my sincere apologies for Aussies who act badly abroad, can you forgive us? Alright I’ll throw in Chris Hemsworth just to sweeten the deal, but that’s my final offer! Anyway! I do pay close attention to the cultural and political ebbs and flows of the “land of the free and the home of the brave”. I mean, let’s face facts, if an […]